Top 5: Weirdest Toilets in the world

Counting-down from No. 5:

5. MP3 Toilet

This toilet is solely for the music addicts. It has a MP3 player and even a SD card slot. But who on earth needs this crap?! How long do u need to settle your poo-poo. If u're an average shi*ter, u won't last or need more than 10 min. So, perhaps u can indulge in 2 beatles songs while laying your dung.

The fully loaded N5A seat costs $1750.

4. Grandfather Toilet

For the retro-punks on the streets, how about investing in this BIG-time antique. It will certainly shoot you up the "retro-ness" charts. This wooden arabian crap features a solid ash throne with 3 layers of polyurethane coating, a pull chain flush with bell, ashtray in arm, and a candle. Whoa. Imagine shitting while watching the classics, like Frankelstein. Holy, it may even be frankelstein pulling out your week-long dung.

3. Aquarium toilet

Highly recommended for the aesthetics/fishy lovers. This will charm u your batsh*t out. No effort will be needed. And those spectac-fetish pple too, we never know what turns them on. Goldfish looking at their baby cyclops?

2. The incinerator

My personal favourite. Lay your diamonds and press the button. All goes to Hades. No smell, no odour, no nothing.

1. Disappearing toilet

The Urilift system is a two-meter high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors. It hides beneath the ground during the day, but appears at night to serve all the party animals who don't mind peeing in a very exposed public urinal. The $75,000 system has been installed across the Netherlands, and have spread to London and Belfast.

Question to ponder: What if u are peeing, when it becomes day and the toilet goes down? I think it's a fat GG.