Friday, October 31, 2008

Games -LittleBIGPlanet

Gameplay


Link:
GamePlanetSG - Singapore's No. 1 Gamestore

MatchBox 20 - Push, Bent, Time After Time

Matchbox Twenty is a Grammy-nominated rock band formed in Orlando, Florida. They have sold over 45 million albums worldwide and released their latest album, Exile on Mainstream, on October 2, 2007. The current members of the band are Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, Brian Yale, and Kyle Cook.

Push


Bent


Time After Time


If U're Gone

Thursday, October 30, 2008

EPL Big 4: Man Utd 2-0 West Ham

Video Highlights
Manchester U. 1 - 0 West Ham


Manchester U. 2 - 0 West Ham

EPL Big 4: Liverpool 1-0 Portsmouth

Video Highlights
1-0 Liverpool - Portsmouth

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Beckham caught ogling at NBA cheerleaders

One hell of a sly puppy.
David Beckham, famous for his pin-point crosses, can be seen here pin-pointing his eyes on NBA Cheerleaders. He is even "focusing" on the gals' boobs. Has Victoria left for Mars?
Ooh.. the nice tanned legs...

[Via]

World's lousiest boxer lost 256 out of 299 matches!

Everyone knows the world's greatest boxer, Muhd Ali. But how many have heard of the world’s worst boxer?

Peter Buckley, 39, is one middleage punk. Having lost 256 out of his 299 matches to-date, he even dares to mention his dream was the 300-mark. Luckily, he has come to his senses and plans to retire after that. "I’ve had my eye on the 300 mark for a while, and it’s a little milestone I want to achieve, but I don’t want to fight on," he said.

Is this guy a joke, or the world's greatest fighter in terms of determination, not wanting to give up. Tough call folks.

[Via]

EPL Big 4: Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham

Video Highlights
Arsenal 0-1 Tottenham


1-1 Arsenal - Tottenham


2-1 Arsenal - Tottenham


3-1 Arsenal - Tottenham


3-2 Arsenal - Tottenham


4-2 Arsenal - Tottenham


4-3 Arsenal - Tottenham


4-4 Arsenal - Tottenham

EPL Big 4: Hull City 0 - 3 Chelsea

Video Highlights
Hull City 0 - 3 Chelsea

Monday, October 27, 2008

Cheapest PS3 gamestore in S'pore!

Nope it's not Funan nor Sim Lim square, but this Singapore online shop that I came across today - GamePlanetSG. I remember paying $80 that day at Sim Lim for the PS3 game - Metal Gear Solid 4, and GamePlanetSG is apparently selling it for $70. And that's not all. Even FREE Delivery to Singapore Addresses. Wtf.

$80 for game + $3 bus-ride(2-way) + time wasted(could have gone for a tan at Sentosa), is approx. $85, compared to the $70 price GamePlanetSG is selling at. I could have shaken my leg and rested at home, while waiting for them to deliver.

Pure frustration. Why didn't I come across that website earlier.
Friends out there, help spread the word and stop buying from shit-sucking retailers.

Hot.Sexy.Beauties - Fiona Xie

EPL Big 4: West Ham 0-2 Arsenal

Video Highlights
0-1 West Ham - Arsenal


0-2 West Ham - Arsenal

EPL Big 4: Chelsea 0-1 Liverpool

Chelsea 0-1 Liverpool

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Games - Prince of Persia (Upcoming)

Trailer


Gameplay


Release Date:
US: December 2, 2008

EPL Big 4: Everton 1-1 Man Utd

Everton 0-1 Manchester Utd


Everton 1 - 1 Manchester Utd

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Angelina Jolie visits Afghanistan

Angelina Jolie went on a humanitarian trip to Afghanistan this week, visiting poverty-stricken families who have returned to the country, only to face crowded, squalid conditions.

"The courage, resilience and quiet dignity of returnee families rebuilding their lives against the kind of adversity few of us can imagine shows the human spirit at its best," Jolie said.

Meanwhile, the actress hints at marriage – under pressure from the kids.

"Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards," says Jolie.

Guess what her kids asked.
'Why are Shrek and Fiona married, and you're not?'

[Via 1][Via 2]

Friday, October 24, 2008

South African MP's chair collapses during live TV interview

South American MP, Nhlanhla Nene, was answering questions on television when his chair began to crack. He showed no signs of dismay upon the first "creak", and continued with his interview. About 10s later, the poor chair gave way to the fat bottom, and down he went crumbling to the floor.



A man of courage. Not a drop of sweat upon hearing the "crack" sound.

[Full article]

Japan: People employed to push commuters into train

Wanna stay in Japan? Think again.
This is what happens at the subway during rush hours.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Hot.Sexy.Beauties - Itoh Misaki








Wang Li Hom: Wei yi, Forever love, Bu yao hai pa

Wang Li Hom. Taiwanese pop singer who remains today a hot favourite among gals in HK, Taiwan, Singapore.

Wei yi

Watch Wang Lee Hom - wei yi (the one and only) MV in Music Videos  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Forever Love

Watch Wang lee hom - Forever Love MV in Music Videos  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

Bu Yao Hai Pa

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Top 5: Weirdest Toilets in the world

Counting-down from No. 5:

5. MP3 Toilet

This toilet is solely for the music addicts. It has a MP3 player and even a SD card slot. But who on earth needs this crap?! How long do u need to settle your poo-poo. If u're an average shi*ter, u won't last or need more than 10 min. So, perhaps u can indulge in 2 beatles songs while laying your dung.

The fully loaded N5A seat costs $1750.

4. Grandfather Toilet

For the retro-punks on the streets, how about investing in this BIG-time antique. It will certainly shoot you up the "retro-ness" charts. This wooden arabian crap features a solid ash throne with 3 layers of polyurethane coating, a pull chain flush with bell, ashtray in arm, and a candle. Whoa. Imagine shitting while watching the classics, like Frankelstein. Holy, it may even be frankelstein pulling out your week-long dung.

3. Aquarium toilet

Highly recommended for the aesthetics/fishy lovers. This will charm u your batsh*t out. No effort will be needed. And those spectac-fetish pple too, we never know what turns them on. Goldfish looking at their baby cyclops?

2. The incinerator


My personal favourite. Lay your diamonds and press the button. All goes to Hades. No smell, no odour, no nothing.

1. Disappearing toilet


The Urilift system is a two-meter high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors. It hides beneath the ground during the day, but appears at night to serve all the party animals who don't mind peeing in a very exposed public urinal. The $75,000 system has been installed across the Netherlands, and have spread to London and Belfast.

Question to ponder: What if u are peeing, when it becomes day and the toilet goes down? I think it's a fat GG.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Marié Digby - Excellent acoustic cover for Rihanna's "Umbrella"

From YouTube success to her first album, Marié Digby has demonstrated immense potential.
Here, she does one of the best covers I've ever heard for Rihanna's "Umbrella".

Check out her videos below.
Her "Umbrella" cover had over 9 million views.

Umbrella



Makes Me Wonder

Gerra & Lampa having candlelight dinner together

In a bid to boost the harmony between midfield players Gerra & Lampa, Englend manager Cupello forced the 2 of them to have a candlelight dinner together.

Both came an hour late and actually bumped into each other at the restaurant's entrance. No smiles, no handshakes, no kisses, not a single word. As they knew spies were around to check if they actually dined together, they had no choice but to proceed to the table.

Gerra : ...
Lampa: ...

The waiter approaches the table.

Waiter: The soup for the day is...
Lampa: Shut up and serve the damn food.
Gerra : Hey u Fu*k. He's nothing to do with this. Watch your fu*king words.
Lampa: hey gerr-gerr, i ain't speaking anything to u. so u jolly well ...
Gerra : Just suck it man. U can go suc* some shit.
Waiter: Er.. so u guys want to skip the soup?

Lampa: Do we look like we need some soup?
Gerr: Give me a Cream of mushroom. And 1 of your kitchen knives.
Waiter: Kitchen knife?
Gerr: Yea. I have a bad habit of looking at knives everytime I'm at a restaurant.
Lampa: Make it 2.
Gerr: He meant the soup. Just 1 big, sharp knife for me. I love to see those sharp, shining edges.
Lampa: Give me a fire extinguisher then. I have a bad habit of looking at fire extinguishers everytime I'm at a restaurant.
Waiter: Erm.. k then. So it's 2 cream of mushroom, 1 knife, and 1 fire extinguisher?
Lampa & Gerr: Yea. And don't tell anyone our "special" requests.
Waiter: I promise.

While waiting for the food...
Lampa: If boss didn't send his spies, I would have hidden behind the potted plant, and kick your b*lls when u arrived.
Gerr: I would have just run u over when u were crossing the street.
Lampa: Hey u bloo*y piece of deer-sh*t ...
Gerr: Enough is enough. U know they're watching.

At this moment, Cupello came in carrying the fire extinguisher and the kitchen knife.
Cupello: I heard u punks asked for these?
Gerr & Lampa : Ha boss. U gotta be joking.
Cupello: The waiter told me all about it.

After dinner, both Gerr & Lampa requested to visit the restroom.
The waiter didn't live another day.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Mouse stares at viper and KILLS it

Survival of the fittest. Food-chain and food-web. This mighty mouse has made shit out of those statements.

Mighty mouse was thrown into the viper's cage, and fearless it is, wrestled the viper, killing it eventually with its cutesy tiny paws. Kids out there, I know u feel extremely tempted to place your hamsters into whatever dangerous creatures' mouth at home. But spare a thought for the hamster, it may be u who becomes ham next.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Techno Chicken - The Music Video

This chicken has seriously gone nuts.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Photos of the World: Streets - Harajuku








Mum paid £170,000 a year to live in a £1.2million mansion!

In times of the credit crunch and global financial crisis, everyone's trying to reduce expenditure. What will u do if one day, somebody tells u that your tax money is being used to fund a £1.2million mansion?

Welcome to UK.
It has been reported that taxpayers there fund the seven-bedroom mansion enjoyed free by Afghan migrant Toorpakai Saindi and her family. Yesterday Saindi, who also gets an estimated £400 a week in child and local tax benefits, said: “It’s a lot of money, but the council pay it. “This is their problem. I don’t know why they pay so much.”

Thanks for your honesty Saindi, but I'll be eternally grateful if u can get me a mansion beside yours. It need not be that expensive.

[Full article]

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

15-yr-old gal "drugged" cake and gave teachers

Two teaching assistants in Leeds, suffered from dizziness and headaches after eating the hash cakes which a student took into school last month. It is believed the cakes have been drugged with cannabis. The GCSE pupil has since been suspended and moved to a different school.

Wikipedia describes the effects of consuming cannabis as:

"Acute effects while under the influence include euphoria, increased appetite, anxiety, short-term memory loss, and circulation effects which may increase risks of heart attacks. The evidence of long-term effects on memory is preliminary and hindered by confounding factors. Concerns have been raised about the potential for long-term cannabis consumption to increase risk for schizophrenia, bipolar disorders, and major depression."
What the hell was the gal trying to do?

On the other hand, maybe those teaching assistants had given her cannabis in the past, so she was merely taking revenge.
U never know. It's a very complicated world out there.

Monday, October 6, 2008

How to get off a crowded bus

Imagine u are trapped in a crowded bus and u have to alight at the next stop. The guy in front doesn't seem to care whether u are alighting, or u have not alerted him to your intentions.
What do u do?

The following are just tips, u need not follow:

1. Tell him nicely to Fu*k-off
2. Blow gently into his ear
3. Pinch his ass sweetly
4. Just shove him aside.
5. Tap his shoulder. When he turns around, stare into his pupils.

All the best.

Starbucks wastes 23.4 mil litres of water daily!

In a shocking discovery by undercover reporters, world-wide coffee chain giant Starbucks has a policy of keeping a tap running non-stop at all its 10,000 outlets worldwide, wasting 23.4 MILLION litres a day.

Every branch has a cold tap behind the counter providing water for a sink called a “dipper well”, used for washing spoons and utensils. Their reason for keeping it on? Constant flow stops germs breeding in the taps. That's what I call extreme bullshit.
Looks like Starbucks ain't that "green" after all.
How about a "blue" background instead to show your love for water?