Monday, October 6, 2008

How to get off a crowded bus

Imagine u are trapped in a crowded bus and u have to alight at the next stop. The guy in front doesn't seem to care whether u are alighting, or u have not alerted him to your intentions.
What do u do?

The following are just tips, u need not follow:

1. Tell him nicely to Fu*k-off
2. Blow gently into his ear
3. Pinch his ass sweetly
4. Just shove him aside.
5. Tap his shoulder. When he turns around, stare into his pupils.

All the best.

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