The real reason Thiery Henri left Arsenil

Ex-Arse player Thiery Henri was drinking at Starbucks when a reporter approached.

Reporter: Hey Henri henri, I still don't understand why u left Arse that time. The team was doing great, u guys reached the final of CL, so why the harsh decision?

Henri sips his iced-caramel latte.

Henri: Listen carefully Mr.Reporty. Look at the entire team. Have u realised the entire team is full of boys? Everyone is below 27.
Reporter: Erm..so?
Henri: What do u get when u put an old man, my bossy, together with more than 20 young innocent boys?
Reporter:...
Henri: A f*cking mass orgy.
Reporter:WTF!
Henri: My bossy Arse Wenger is actually a homo-paedophile.
A F*CKIN REAL-LIFE GAY SH*T! U UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?!

At this point, Henri was off his seat already, standing up and grabbing the reporter's collar. As emotions got the better of him, tears began dropping onto the smooth wooden table below.

Henri : That sh*t-head... that son of a pistol... he actually gave me the poky-poky.
Reporter: ?
Henri: He poked my cute tiny a*s.
Reporter: How many times did he do it?
Henri: It isn't a matter of times you sh*t. That mama actually did it before every match.
Reporter: !!
Henri: Now u know why he only signs young boys for the club. Once he's "fully-satisfied" with a player, he sells him away.

Meanwhile, in the cold, harsh, romantic streets of Paris, Arse Wenger was spotted ogling at rosy-cheeked boys playing in an under-14 soccer match.