Friday, October 31, 2008
MatchBox 20 - Push, Bent, Time After Time
Push
Bent
Time After Time
If U're Gone
Thursday, October 30, 2008
EPL Big 4: Man Utd 2-0 West Ham
Manchester U. 1 - 0 West Ham
Manchester U. 2 - 0 West Ham
EPL Big 4: Liverpool 1-0 Portsmouth
1-0 Liverpool - Portsmouth
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Beckham caught ogling at NBA cheerleaders
David Beckham, famous for his pin-point crosses, can be seen here pin-pointing his eyes on NBA Cheerleaders. He is even "focusing" on the gals' boobs. Has Victoria left for Mars?
Ooh.. the nice tanned legs...
[Via]
World's lousiest boxer lost 256 out of 299 matches!
Peter Buckley, 39, is one middleage punk. Having lost 256 out of his 299 matches to-date, he even dares to mention his dream was the 300-mark. Luckily, he has come to his senses and plans to retire after that. "I’ve had my eye on the 300 mark for a while, and it’s a little milestone I want to achieve, but I don’t want to fight on," he said.
Is this guy a joke, or the world's greatest fighter in terms of determination, not wanting to give up. Tough call folks.
[Via]
EPL Big 4: Arsenal 4-4 Tottenham
Arsenal 0-1 Tottenham
1-1 Arsenal - Tottenham
2-1 Arsenal - Tottenham
3-1 Arsenal - Tottenham
3-2 Arsenal - Tottenham
4-2 Arsenal - Tottenham
4-3 Arsenal - Tottenham
4-4 Arsenal - Tottenham
Monday, October 27, 2008
Cheapest PS3 gamestore in S'pore!
EPL Big 4: West Ham 0-2 Arsenal
0-1 West Ham - Arsenal
0-2 West Ham - Arsenal
Sunday, October 26, 2008
EPL Big 4: Everton 1-1 Man Utd
Everton 1 - 1 Manchester Utd
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Angelina Jolie visits Afghanistan
"The courage, resilience and quiet dignity of returnee families rebuilding their lives against the kind of adversity few of us can imagine shows the human spirit at its best," Jolie said.
Meanwhile, the actress hints at marriage – under pressure from the kids.
"Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards," says Jolie.
Guess what her kids asked.
'Why are Shrek and Fiona married, and you're not?'
[Via 1][Via 2]
Friday, October 24, 2008
South African MP's chair collapses during live TV interview
A man of courage. Not a drop of sweat upon hearing the "crack" sound.
[Full article]
Japan: People employed to push commuters into train
This is what happens at the subway during rush hours.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Wang Li Hom: Wei yi, Forever love, Bu yao hai pa
Wei yi
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Forever Love
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Bu Yao Hai Pa
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Top 5: Weirdest Toilets in the world
5. MP3 Toilet
This toilet is solely for the music addicts. It has a MP3 player and even a SD card slot. But who on earth needs this crap?! How long do u need to settle your poo-poo. If u're an average shi*ter, u won't last or need more than 10 min. So, perhaps u can indulge in 2 beatles songs while laying your dung.
The fully loaded N5A seat costs $1750.
4. Grandfather Toilet
For the retro-punks on the streets, how about investing in this BIG-time antique. It will certainly shoot you up the "retro-ness" charts. This wooden arabian crap features a solid ash throne with 3 layers of polyurethane coating, a pull chain flush with bell, ashtray in arm, and a candle. Whoa. Imagine shitting while watching the classics, like Frankelstein. Holy, it may even be frankelstein pulling out your week-long dung.
3. Aquarium toilet
Highly recommended for the aesthetics/fishy lovers. This will charm u your batsh*t out. No effort will be needed. And those spectac-fetish pple too, we never know what turns them on. Goldfish looking at their baby cyclops?
2. The incinerator
My personal favourite. Lay your diamonds and press the button. All goes to Hades. No smell, no odour, no nothing.
1. Disappearing toilet
The Urilift system is a two-meter high stainless steel cylinder with three alcoves, each with a urinal, and no doors. It hides beneath the ground during the day, but appears at night to serve all the party animals who don't mind peeing in a very exposed public urinal. The $75,000 system has been installed across the Netherlands, and have spread to London and Belfast.
Question to ponder: What if u are peeing, when it becomes day and the toilet goes down? I think it's a fat GG.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Marié Digby - Excellent acoustic cover for Rihanna's "Umbrella"
Here, she does one of the best covers I've ever heard for Rihanna's "Umbrella".
Check out her videos below.
Her "Umbrella" cover had over 9 million views.
Umbrella
Makes Me Wonder
Gerra & Lampa having candlelight dinner together
Both came an hour late and actually bumped into each other at the restaurant's entrance. No smiles, no handshakes, no kisses, not a single word. As they knew spies were around to check if they actually dined together, they had no choice but to proceed to the table.
Gerra : ...
Lampa: ...
The waiter approaches the table.
Waiter: The soup for the day is...
Lampa: Shut up and serve the damn food.
Gerra : Hey u Fu*k. He's nothing to do with this. Watch your fu*king words.
Lampa: hey gerr-gerr, i ain't speaking anything to u. so u jolly well ...
Gerra : Just suck it man. U can go suc* some shit.
Waiter: Er.. so u guys want to skip the soup?
Lampa: Do we look like we need some soup?
Gerr: Give me a Cream of mushroom. And 1 of your kitchen knives.
Waiter: Kitchen knife?
Gerr: Yea. I have a bad habit of looking at knives everytime I'm at a restaurant.
Lampa: Make it 2.
Gerr: He meant the soup. Just 1 big, sharp knife for me. I love to see those sharp, shining edges.
Lampa: Give me a fire extinguisher then. I have a bad habit of looking at fire extinguishers everytime I'm at a restaurant.
Waiter: Erm.. k then. So it's 2 cream of mushroom, 1 knife, and 1 fire extinguisher?
Lampa & Gerr: Yea. And don't tell anyone our "special" requests.
Waiter: I promise.
While waiting for the food...
Lampa: If boss didn't send his spies, I would have hidden behind the potted plant, and kick your b*lls when u arrived.
Gerr: I would have just run u over when u were crossing the street.
Lampa: Hey u bloo*y piece of deer-sh*t ...
Gerr: Enough is enough. U know they're watching.
At this moment, Cupello came in carrying the fire extinguisher and the kitchen knife.
Cupello: I heard u punks asked for these?
Gerr & Lampa : Ha boss. U gotta be joking.
Cupello: The waiter told me all about it.
After dinner, both Gerr & Lampa requested to visit the restroom.
The waiter didn't live another day.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Mouse stares at viper and KILLS it
Mighty mouse was thrown into the viper's cage, and fearless it is, wrestled the viper, killing it eventually with its cutesy tiny paws. Kids out there, I know u feel extremely tempted to place your hamsters into whatever dangerous creatures' mouth at home. But spare a thought for the hamster, it may be u who becomes ham next.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Mum paid £170,000 a year to live in a £1.2million mansion!
Welcome to UK.
It has been reported that taxpayers there fund the seven-bedroom mansion enjoyed free by Afghan migrant Toorpakai Saindi and her family. Yesterday Saindi, who also gets an estimated £400 a week in child and local tax benefits, said: “It’s a lot of money, but the council pay it. “This is their problem. I don’t know why they pay so much.”
Thanks for your honesty Saindi, but I'll be eternally grateful if u can get me a mansion beside yours. It need not be that expensive.
[Full article]
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
15-yr-old gal "drugged" cake and gave teachers
Monday, October 6, 2008
How to get off a crowded bus
2. Blow gently into his ear